Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

Anonymous: Thank you for everything, I'll never forget you

who is this?

certifiedboob:

The three keys to a successful relationship:

1) Trust

2) Intimacy

3) Memes

selektions:

how stupid of me; to think that i was the only flower in your garden 

cherryfury:

sometimes when I see anime clothes i just

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prussian-lullaby:

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deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

^i knew it would happen

bringmoreknives:

“Sometimes the only way you could look at a person, and love them exactly the way you did before, is to look at them with brand new eyes.”        

divasdishblog:
“ “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.”
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.
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divasdishblog:

“People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.”

Our Bodies, Ourselves.